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Big B is not happy..!!!!

2010-01-03T13:24:00.000+05:30

It seems big b is not happy with the dog. According to him SM(no prize for guessing) portrayed India in a wrong way to the western world.Here is an excerpt from the blog"On blog, comments for the film ‘Slum Dog Millionaire’ and the anger by some on its contents, prompt me to say the above. If SM projects India as Third World dirty under belly developing nation and causes pain and disgust among

Love-letter

2007-08-15T00:59:00.002+05:30

Dear Sunitha,I don't know how to tell this. Neither do I know how to express my feelings nor i could explain. We knew each other for quite some time....We three were busy with the preparation for the aug 15th floral competition. Ramu as usual went to the market in morning and may be on his way back. Our lift in 3rd floor went to ground floor. 'Oh some one is coming to this floor'. Gaurd had told

Le directeur

2007-08-09T01:25:00.000+05:30

The heading is french translation of The manager. French is a beautiful jaada language for the english speaking fellas to get an upper edge by inserting some french words like monster,err..monsieur,bon into a converstation just like putting sliced coconut pieces to steamed rice powder from a steel pipe, a terrible engla transla of a great mallu saying puttinu thenga iduka. A french heading is

Welcome to Hairgel

2007-06-05T16:49:00.000+05:30

‘Welcome to hairgel mobile and narrowband services’. It was a lovely welcome message from them. I was impressed and was looking forward to quickly get an answer to my query. Here we go. 'Press 1 for Tamil', good but i donno Tamil.'Press 2 for Hindi', good but i don't want.'Press 3 for Portuguese' (what the...).'Press 4 for Chinese'.'Press 5 for French.’'If you are dumb and deaf, press the

She

2007-06-04T17:33:00.000+05:30

Train started again. I was just in after being out to buy some snacks to eat. ‘Lays?'.She nodded her head in disapproval. The cold air began to pour in again. She didn't seem to affect by the chillness. But i started shivering. I took a thick cloth from the bag and covered myself. As usual some unreserved people have taken some available positions. One guy has taken my favorite position in

Confucious

2007-05-31T18:02:00.000+05:30

Hathbag : ‘I am little confused with this change in code, Can u pls clarify’ Chales : ‘Super, The state of being confused is good, do you no why ?’ Hathbag : ‘No’ Chales : ‘When ur confused , it will trigger more confusions, more and more confusions means soon u will be Confucious. U no who is confucious rite ?’ Hathbag : ‘Yes , He was a Philoshoper…p.s : What the....

Memories

2007-05-16T17:56:00.000+05:30

I am standing near the door, reason being - room sans AC is virtual hell. I rarely experienced bad sleep during nights in my whole life. Today i was sleeping very comfortably when suddenly an inner call woke me up. A white smoke resembling the fog is visible near the mango tree. Terrible mistake on my part which in fact won't throw any surprise to the creatures close to me. I do make those often.

VISA

2007-05-10T13:05:00.000+05:30

I was in utter confusion when the onus to choose a great name to this blog entry fell upon me. Yeah it is a jaadical start (). Umpteen names popped infront me (If you put corn in a special wonderful interesting machine usually seen in a mall u can see pop corn popping out). Visa Diary of 'anony'.My experiments with visa interviewer.'anony' and the chamber of visa interview.Gone for the

How to write a 10 Kg book?

2007-04-25T01:02:00.000+05:30

How to write a 10 Kg book – Question mark embedded, If you can’t see it probably your browser settings have some problem, may be some questo marko virus created by an Italian psycho has attacked your computer, may be your eye sight is very poor, may be and most probably I didn’t put the question mark and instead I chose the wicked idea of blahing my poor blog reader with junk reasoning. This idea

Quit India

2007-04-20T18:27:00.000+05:30

Year 1942Cold chilling evening ( I don't know how to describe the climate, surroundings, people so as to elaborate a short incident into a 10 Kg book full of 'hey this tree was with blah color and blaah, blaah ).Gandhiji was bathing in sea after making some salt as a part of ongoing agitation against British. One British guy was enjoying the sunset in a yatch with his

Anger control

2007-04-20T17:31:00.000+05:30

An old method where computers were ( 'excuse me what is a computer ?' , ' Computer ?? what the....) ; one way to alleviate anger is to count from 1 to 10. In present time where computers ( 'excuse me computer..ehh..err ?', ' hey how dare you call my wife by name, you can call her Mrs.Open source' , ' What the...' ) ; one way to alleviate anger is to open a notepad from start menu ( go to hell

Flash back

2007-04-18T13:21:00.000+05:30

"I think that's better. That is the best option you have although it's the worst one. Please do that for me”. I walked back towards the car. After a while I was speeding through the street on my way back to home. Are all men like this? Not sure but may be. For the brand ‘male chauvinist pigs’ men belongs to the clan ‘Matured’. But these ‘M’ clan members will participate in various activities

History of Chales and Hathbag

2007-04-13T17:43:00.000+05:30

Chales is the short form of Chaliyan. This is what malayalis (the people of kerala a.k.a God’s own country, a state in India. Language malayalis are speaking is called Malayalam) call someone who is cracking very very poor jokes. Hathbag is the short form of Hathabagyan again a Malayalam word which means the sufferer.Chales will be the one who is cracking worst jokes and Hathbag will be the guy

Where is my Coffeeday ?

2007-04-10T15:11:00.000+05:30

My regular time wasting tactics involves going for a tea break every 1 hour. You know mine is a thinking job. This is what my previous boss once commented. Some how that statement still lingers around my mind. I was waiting for the imminent salary hike. All the so called economic brainy people were predicting a hike for the software people due to some blah blah.I got

Killing Mosquitoes

2007-04-09T08:49:00.000+05:30

I got a wonderful Chinese invention. Mosquito killer bat.Gr8.Fabulous.It works with battery. It has got a handle and a covered electric wire mesh. If we just swings that bat in air pressing the switch the bloody mosquitoes are electrocuted after got themselves trapped in the mesh. Wonderful. Really wonderful. I am a sadist when comes to killing this mosquitoes. They are such an irritating fellas

A Proposal to Microsoft...!!!!

2007-04-09T08:48:00.000+05:30

Every time when some connection problem arises we will get a ‘page not displayed’ error sheet. It may be due to a lost internet connection, a non-existing web page or some other high funda tech reason which I don’t know. Why this page is not sold to advertisers. This page is rumored to be the most visited page in the galaxyJ. So at the time the error page has be displayed they can display that in

In a hotel

2007-04-08T19:58:00.000+05:30

After an outing they were on the way back to home. They entered a hotel to eat somethingHotel boy supplied two menu cards.Hathbag was very tired and casually sat there. Chales seems to have made up his mindChales : We will order chappathi.Hathbag : Ok, that's fine.What we will have along with chappathi..?Chales : Hmm...along with chappathi..hmm...we will order one more chappathi ( Grinning..)

Cricket should be Banned , What the heck

2007-04-05T17:29:00.001+05:30

Rather than putting some junk stuff for starting an opinion I am straight away expressing it. What I have seen is most of those who are vehemently opposing cricket are those who don’t know much about that sport. They don’t enjoy this game. It’s not their fault. Each person has his own tastes. But what is ridiculous which I have felt is they go on opposing it in such a way they are asking for the

Tech Problem..

2007-04-05T15:52:00.000+05:30

Chales : Hi hathbag my computer in office has got some problemHathbag : what is the matter, what happened ??Chales : some virus or may be some one is trying to steal itHathbag : What ??? Tell me the details, i know a little bit about computer repairing..Chales : Oh great, but i dont think this is something to do with the system, some one elseis playing on my

Colambo Business

2007-01-26T18:25:00.000+05:30

Colambo is the name we usually call for the maxicab doing transportation service for publicin chennai. I donno weter if its ther in other parts of the country or world or universeOne day while travelling i just thought of how much they will be earning per day.I arrived upon following factsDaily ExpenseDiesel/ltr - 30Driver plus Kili Charge - 5k/month ; Tax and Misc 1k/month - So 200/- per