‘Welcome to hairgel mobile and narrowband services’.
It was a lovely welcome message from them. I was impressed and was looking forward to quickly get an answer to my query. Here we go.
'Press 1 for Tamil', good but i donno Tamil.
'Press 2 for Hindi', good but i don't want.
'Press 3 for Portuguese' (what the...).
'Press 4 for Chinese'.
'Press 5 for French.’
'If you are dumb and deaf, press the cancel button'. ( Fantastic ).
'Press 100 for English' (gasp, thanks a lot to hairgel).
Somehow i pressed 100. Again came the message 'welcome to hairgel mobile and narrowband services'(phew, shavangal).Suddenly i felt some speedy train has passed. Oh the lady has said something. Is she telling something or studying for some fastest English shouting course? I just said one word 'Madam' (kreek, jerk...Oh my goodness, here comes the torpedo from hairgel rep).
'Welcome to hairgel mobile and narrowband services. Hairgel is the numero uno in many services which i donno know exactly. We have a unique business model and have created ripples all over
'keeeeeeeeeeeeeee, koooooooooooooooo, brrrrrrrrrr'. That was enough for her . Dingading.
Hairgel Rep: "what the...” Wow success. She stopped.
'Madam pls, i don’t want the history of your company. I will read from the website'.
'Thank you sir. I am glad to know that you are a regular visitor to our company website. Don't you want to know the specialties of our unique website sir? Wait a sec.'
'Great to know that you are devotee of ram sir. We provide you exclusive rama ring tones, caller tones, message tones, switch off tones, switch on tones, lost a mobile tones, anti theft tones.'
What should i do? I wanted to thrash this lady like a pulp. This is the limit. But relax buddy.
'May i know your good name lady?'
'Wow, lovely name. I called to point out a mistake from your services but hearing your sweet voice i forgot everything.'
'What sir. I didn't get you'
Yeah, her speedy English got some sudden break. Good start
'Yeah chinky, I love you. I got a decent job and
No sound from the other end. Great, I won. Now not in near future she will torture me like this. I planned to do similar bizarre tricks to the other executives also.
'Bye now chinky. Catch you later'.
Aunty-climax (No uncle? Huh ...!)
'Chinky, gimme a cup of coffee'
'Yes dear lemme pack your breakfast'