‘Welcome to hairgel mobile and narrowband services’.
It was a lovely welcome message from them. I was impressed and was looking forward to quickly get an answer to my query. Here we go.
'Press 1 for Tamil', good but i donno Tamil.
'Press 2 for Hindi', good but i don't want.
'Press 3 for Portuguese' (what the...).
'Press 4 for Chinese'.
'Press 5 for French.’
'If you are dumb and deaf, press the cancel button'. ( Fantastic ).
'Press 100 for English' (gasp, thanks a lot to hairgel).
Somehow i pressed 100. Again came the message 'welcome to hairgel mobile and narrowband services'(phew, shavangal).Suddenly i felt some speedy train has passed. Oh the lady has said something. Is she telling something or studying for some fastest English shouting course? I just said one word 'Madam' (kreek, jerk...Oh my goodness, here comes the torpedo from hairgel rep).
'Welcome to hairgel mobile and narrowband services. Hairgel is the numero uno in many services which i donno know exactly. We have a unique business model and have created ripples all over
'keeeeeeeeeeeeeee, koooooooooooooooo, brrrrrrrrrr'. That was enough for her . Dingading.
Hairgel Rep: "what the...” Wow success. She stopped.
'Madam pls, i don’t want the history of your company. I will read from the website'.
'Thank you sir. I am glad to know that you are a regular visitor to our company website. Don't you want to know the specialties of our unique website sir? Wait a sec.'
'Ayyooooo...Rama Rama'.
'Great to know that you are devotee of ram sir. We provide you exclusive rama ring tones, caller tones, message tones, switch off tones, switch on tones, lost a mobile tones, anti theft tones.'
What should i do? I wanted to thrash this lady like a pulp. This is the limit. But relax buddy.
'May i know your good name lady?'
'Chinky'
'Wow, lovely name. I called to point out a mistake from your services but hearing your sweet voice i forgot everything.'
'What sir. I didn't get you'
Yeah, her speedy English got some sudden break. Good start
'Yeah chinky, I love you. I got a decent job and
No sound from the other end. Great, I won. Now not in near future she will torture me like this. I planned to do similar bizarre tricks to the other executives also.
'Bye now chinky. Catch you later'.
................................................................................
Aunty-climax (No uncle? Huh ...!)
'Chinky, gimme a cup of coffee'
'Yes dear lemme pack your breakfast'
Ooops. Dingolfications.
14 comments:
@biby
thanks, you are most welcome :)
thamaaasakkara..
kollam good keet ip pup :)
@mathai
thanku... :)
you called up them and then insulted the rep!!ha ha ha!!very cool!
@bull
it was a torture :( :(
good read even though the asides could have been either put in slant or in brackets
the curious about which place will give the option of 100 for English.
thats for me is a small flaw in the storyline whats ya justification for that?
@horatio
option 100 is an exaggerated piece of ... :)
anyway the whole thing is of that genre, thats why :)
one way we can press 100 is 1 0 0 continously without any pause ;)
can you elaborate on bracket part u mentioned ? , it will be useful
Sooppar
Waste
@both anonies ;)
tanks...
i didnt know it was a aside comment until i read it. if u read my first blogs which i wrote when i was ignorant i had used brackets a lot and found out that i have a lot more asides than the content which disturbed people which was one of those things i wanted to do all my life. let people know what is the content and what is the aside so that
people can read what they want no offence and ya delete this when you have read this
@horatio
oopss... ;)
TITTOOOOOOOOO!! Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhh.. torturous post.. !! Could not make head or tail especially with the coffe and breakfast bit at the end.. Whatever dope you are smoking these days.. cut down :)
@maya...
:) lol
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